Guerrilla marketing, worn daily
The HumAd: Biological Billboard
Hi, my name is James Loy (@realjimmyjorts) and I'm a walking billboard for hire. Pick a spot on my body — hat, glasses, shirt, socks — and your brand gets worn every day, featured in my videos, and tagged on every post.
Combined 250K monthly views
The Inventory
Click a spot. Claim it.
Green spots are open for sponsorship. Yellow ones are reserved while the sponsor's gear ships. Red ones are live — check back when their rental ends.
8 of 8 slots available
How it works
Pick a slot
Hat, shirt, socks — click any green spot on the map.
Choose a duration
7, 14 or 30 days. Longer runs get a better daily rate.
Ship your gear
Send me 3 of your branded item. Your rental starts the day it arrives and goes live.
Get worn & featured
Your brand goes on my body, in my videos, and in my tags.
Every rental includes
Guaranteed daily wear
Your brand is worn every single day of the rental — no skipped days — in every photo and video I post that day.
Video feature
A dedicated shout-out in at least one short-form video during your rental, posted to TikTok, Instagram and YouTube.
Social tag
Your handle tagged on every post where your slot is visible, across TikTok, Instagram, YouTube and X.
Clock starts on arrival
Your rental starts the day your gear arrives and the launch video goes live, not the day you pay.
Reuse the content
Repost or share any of my posts featuring your brand on your own channels, with credit.
Properly disclosed
Sponsored posts are labeled #ad or Paid Partnership, so your brand stays on the right side of FTC rules.
Want to become your own HumAd?
Leave your details and I'll get in touch.